𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘯.

[unequally]

s h a d o w;
1. a dark area or shape produced by a body coming between rays of light and a surface.
2. used in reference to proximity, ominous oppressiveness, or sadness and gloom.
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she's really like "you have an ig but no fb?"

[kugisaki]

??

What's wrong with Facebook???

[ asked by the girl who has an account on nearly every social media app out there..... ]

SO?!!?!?!? D<

[unequally]

Hard to look at.
I also don't need one.

[ he only has an ig because he likes posting pictures of shiro and kuro (and therefore occasionally his own hand or foot get in there too whatever whatever) oh and sometimes other animals they run into (what other animals this is the city - dogs, cats.) ]

kugisaki: *makes an account for him*

[kugisaki]

They have it in dark mode now.

[ while fushiguro feels like he might need one, kugisaki feels differently. ]

We could've celebrated four friendversaries by now, you know?

how is this friendship

[unequally]

It's also annoying.

[ what little he remembers of it... he likes instagram...he can just post pictures.... also of COURSE he never uses hashtags... yet he has an insane following........... ]

We don't need Facebook for that.

[ unintentional niceness is the most honest form of niceness?!?!?! well. or something. ]

real friends use their friends' faces to catfish

[kugisaki]

But I want you to greet me a happy birthday on Facebook.

[ on top of texting/calling/hanging out with her on her special day!!! ]

Hold on!!!!!!!

That's implying that you'd be open to celebrating our future friendversaries. True or false.

as long as you're not using his dad's ....

[unequally]

We spend your birthday together every year?

[ since meeting and stuff anyway... ]

I guess...

[ aka they hang out enough it wouldn't be so weird just....kind of? wait what does she have planned.............. (1) fear ]

if she wanted to catfish his dad .... well she wouldn't, she'd just use her own face lbr

[kugisaki]

Yeah, but it's nice to have it writing. Where everyone can see it.

[ nobara can't control the way her jaw drops— ]

No take-backs!

Do you remember which day exactly that we became friends.

[ or rather, the day she chose to invade his personal space and never leave it?? ]

softly........screams

[unequally]

[ ignoring that first one since he doesn't 'get' it... ]

I do.

[ he has an unforgivingly good memory in any life after all! ]

NOBARA IS SCREAMING TOO

[kugisaki]

[ she really thought she was gonna be able to turn this one on him too but— ]

Eh?? Like down to the day, month and year?

well get this

[unequally]

Is this a trick question?

[ he even remembers the hour because well, CLASS... ]

[kugisaki]

I don't ask trick questions.

[ that is an obvious lie ]

So when?

[unequally]

8:35 because you were late. Homeroom. April first. 2018.

[kugisaki]

You know what that means, right?

[ NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT HE REMEMBERED SHE WAS LATE, she's actually super impressed (and terribly endeared) that he remembered even the time that they met — even though this is the guy that she copied most of her homework from throughout their high school years, so should she really be surprised... ]

Our friendiversary is

☆SOON☆

What do you want from me? "Leave me alone" is not an option, by the way.

[unequally]

I don't need anything. What do you want?

[kugisaki]

Depends. How many things can I have.

[unequally]

2. Since you can have 'my' thing.

[kugisaki]

I can't decide on the second thing so I'll save it for another day when I'm feeling particularly bored.

But for my first request... Barhopping!!!!!!!!

[unequally]

Seems like a waste. You know I'm not good at that.

[ might help if he stops bringing a book (or 2) along with him... ]

[kugisaki]

The key, Fushiguro, is to drink in moderation! Not drink like it's the end of the world.

So don't worry. I'll spot you.

[ and like, stop bringing books... nobara is tired of having to drunkenly tell people off for hitting on him. ]

[unequally]

By the time we're done it's going to feel like it anyway.

I'll go.

[ cause he already agreed technically right? and also because he knows she means well in her own way probably. right. but he will sneak a book.or try...]

[kugisaki]

I'll stop you from getting more drinks just before you reach the point of throwing up!

And if you throw up anyway, I'll hold your hair back for you.

[ she is 100% going to let him keep drinking if only for the purpose of getting to tie his hair up and taking a picture of him that way. ]

[unequally]

Please stop me before.

[ why can't he do it himself? well. he always. Means to. but then he just...wants to you know. sociably dissociate. and drinking seems...well they are at a BAR. and inevitably....and people give him drinks for free a lot so why not.... pictures b4 a disaster...

but pls hold his hair back yes....]

[kugisaki]

[ fushiguro is funniest when he doesn't mean to be, which, is all the time. ]

Will drunk you actually listen to me, though?

[unequally]

If I don't listen just take it from me.

[ he knows she is more than fully capable of this after all... ]

[kugisaki]

Fine. Just don't pout at me when I do.