𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘯.

[unequally]

s h a d o w;
1. a dark area or shape produced by a body coming between rays of light and a surface.
2. used in reference to proximity, ominous oppressiveness, or sadness and gloom.
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kugisaki: *makes an account for him*

[kugisaki]

They have it in dark mode now.

[ while fushiguro feels like he might need one, kugisaki feels differently. ]

We could've celebrated four friendversaries by now, you know?

how is this friendship

[unequally]

It's also annoying.

[ what little he remembers of it... he likes instagram...he can just post pictures.... also of COURSE he never uses hashtags... yet he has an insane following........... ]

We don't need Facebook for that.

[ unintentional niceness is the most honest form of niceness?!?!?! well. or something. ]

real friends use their friends' faces to catfish

[kugisaki]

But I want you to greet me a happy birthday on Facebook.

[ on top of texting/calling/hanging out with her on her special day!!! ]

Hold on!!!!!!!

That's implying that you'd be open to celebrating our future friendversaries. True or false.

as long as you're not using his dad's ....

[unequally]

We spend your birthday together every year?

[ since meeting and stuff anyway... ]

I guess...

[ aka they hang out enough it wouldn't be so weird just....kind of? wait what does she have planned.............. (1) fear ]

if she wanted to catfish his dad .... well she wouldn't, she'd just use her own face lbr

[kugisaki]

Yeah, but it's nice to have it writing. Where everyone can see it.

[ nobara can't control the way her jaw drops— ]

No take-backs!

Do you remember which day exactly that we became friends.

[ or rather, the day she chose to invade his personal space and never leave it?? ]

softly........screams

[unequally]

[ ignoring that first one since he doesn't 'get' it... ]

I do.

[ he has an unforgivingly good memory in any life after all! ]

NOBARA IS SCREAMING TOO

[kugisaki]

[ she really thought she was gonna be able to turn this one on him too but— ]

Eh?? Like down to the day, month and year?

well get this

[unequally]

Is this a trick question?

[ he even remembers the hour because well, CLASS... ]

[kugisaki]

I don't ask trick questions.

[ that is an obvious lie ]

So when?

[unequally]

8:35 because you were late. Homeroom. April first. 2018.

[kugisaki]

You know what that means, right?

[ NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT HE REMEMBERED SHE WAS LATE, she's actually super impressed (and terribly endeared) that he remembered even the time that they met — even though this is the guy that she copied most of her homework from throughout their high school years, so should she really be surprised... ]

Our friendiversary is

☆SOON☆

What do you want from me? "Leave me alone" is not an option, by the way.

[unequally]

I don't need anything. What do you want?

[kugisaki]

Depends. How many things can I have.

[unequally]

2. Since you can have 'my' thing.

[kugisaki]

I can't decide on the second thing so I'll save it for another day when I'm feeling particularly bored.

But for my first request... Barhopping!!!!!!!!

[unequally]

Seems like a waste. You know I'm not good at that.

[ might help if he stops bringing a book (or 2) along with him... ]

[kugisaki]

The key, Fushiguro, is to drink in moderation! Not drink like it's the end of the world.

So don't worry. I'll spot you.

[ and like, stop bringing books... nobara is tired of having to drunkenly tell people off for hitting on him. ]

[unequally]

By the time we're done it's going to feel like it anyway.

I'll go.

[ cause he already agreed technically right? and also because he knows she means well in her own way probably. right. but he will sneak a book.or try...]

[kugisaki]

I'll stop you from getting more drinks just before you reach the point of throwing up!

And if you throw up anyway, I'll hold your hair back for you.

[ she is 100% going to let him keep drinking if only for the purpose of getting to tie his hair up and taking a picture of him that way. ]

[unequally]

Please stop me before.

[ why can't he do it himself? well. he always. Means to. but then he just...wants to you know. sociably dissociate. and drinking seems...well they are at a BAR. and inevitably....and people give him drinks for free a lot so why not.... pictures b4 a disaster...

but pls hold his hair back yes....]

[kugisaki]

[ fushiguro is funniest when he doesn't mean to be, which, is all the time. ]

Will drunk you actually listen to me, though?

[unequally]

If I don't listen just take it from me.

[ he knows she is more than fully capable of this after all... ]

[kugisaki]

Fine. Just don't pout at me when I do.